Ever heard the saying “you can’t polish a turd”? Well now there’s an app for that – Happy Poo!
I accidentally stumbled across this game(?!) when my wife thought it’d be funny to wirelessly send apps to my phone via the Google Play store.
The aim of the game is to franticly rub your screen in an attempt to make the cute poo shiny in the fastest time possible. The further you progress, the more polished the poo gets.
I know it’s a joke when people say “there’s an app for that” but in this case, there really is.
If you want to polish a turd, you can get Happy Poo from the Google Play store!