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MotoGP 13 – Review

It’s not often I’m overcome with the desire to mute a game from the get-go, but Milestone’s MotoGP 13 is possessed of such an impressive array of irritating sounds that I had little choice. The audio assault begins in the opening menu, where prospective gamers are treated to a selection of samples of generic-racing-game-soundtrack 101, which segue swiftly into introductory-exposition-by-standard-narration-guy for dummies, before finally completing a marvellous trifecta of mediocrity with the bikes themselves. These are big powerful machines, so why exactly do they sound like the dirt bike from Vice City?MotoGP 13 – Review - n3rdabl3

Setting out to disappoint the hardcore gamer from the very outset, the career mode has been relegated to a lowly fourth place in the main menu, shunned for shallow, more cerebral options which require little commitment (or thought) from the user. But neither that, nor the game’s hideous soundtrack would be too much of a problem if it weren’t for the fact that when you inevitably opt for the more immediate game types, you’re presented with ten minutes of fairly mundane bike racing. Giving the split-screen multiplayer a run out conjured a little amusement, but primarily because we spent the entirety of the race trying to knock people off their bikes and pop the biggest wheelies.

Eventually making my way to career mode, I find a little hope and MotoGP 13 finds a little redemption. The added extras and attention to detail in the career mode are impressive, as you earn fans, create team interest and make your way up the ranks from Moto2 to the impressively (read: dangerously) fast MotoGP category. The Parc Ferme, interactive, walkable garage and ability to talk tactics with your team mates create a level of immersion missing from the usual fare, but that impression of immersion is shattered when you’re once again plunked onto the back of your bike and forced to careen around some of the most poorly put together environments since Porsche Challenge on the PSX. This game is ugly, there’s no doubt about it and the graphics are in desperate need of a serious update.
MotoGP 13 – Review - n3rdabl3

Once you’re on the track and weaving your way through some impressively high octane corners, you’re able to forget for a moment how generally dissatisfying MotoGP 13 really is, but those brief moments of satisfaction are few and far between and completing the occasional perfect overtaking manoeuvre with glee doesn’t make up for the game’s short comings. True to life, the bikes feel heavy and getting your head around the braking system will take you a little while, whilst the helmet cam is a wonderful addition, making it clear just how insane the adrenaline junkies who do this for a living really are.

Ultimately, the game suffers from a lack of polish and the genuine attentions of an enthusiastic development and design team. Brief moments of intense on-bike satisfaction and some clever gimmicks can’t make up for an anaemic lack of character and ultimately, MotoGP13 left me feeling unsatisfied.

MotoGP 13 – Review - n3rdabl3

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Robin's been writing professionally since before he could grow a beard - now he's got a big one. He has an abiding love of retro gaming and schooling American teenagers on Xbox live. He spends half of his time performing hatred based stand up comedy, a great deal of which you can read on his blog, http://theheedlessflipflop.blogspot.co.uk if you're that way inclined.

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Crap review from someone out of their depth.

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Robin White

I’m sorry to hear you didn’t like my review. Seeing as you sound like such a reasonable, balanced young man, I’d be curious to hear in what fashion I’m ‘out of my depth’? I’m more than qualified and entirely able to write reviews about god-awful bike games, I assure you. My final score was, if anything, fairly generous.

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actually your post does suck. you have obviously never raced professionally. i have for team suzuki and honda. this is the best simulator i have found. of course it is not perfect and it’s not the real thing, it can’t be, but it is excellent if you take all the help off and bump down the tcs. Robin you should go do a track day near you. just rent a 1000cc bike a helmet and leathers, go as fast as you can try drifting the rear wheel push the front under breaking and acceleration turn a competitive lap then write… Read more »

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Of course I’ve never raced professionally. I review video games for a living (something I do know about). I’m not reviewing a bike, or a track day, I’m reviewing a video game. That’s what this is. A video game. You get that, right? I reviewed Dragon Age when that came out and I’ve never slayed a dragon either.

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I would like to offer you some constructive criticism based on this review, so bear with me. I am and avid follower of the MotoGP sport, and a bike enthusiast myself, and a die hard gamer. I ride a cbr600rr as my everyday vehicle. I also happen in work in the software industry as a developer. MotoGP bikes exhausts are very functional units, they are not intended to alter the exhaust note to make them sound more appealing. Hence they end up sounding like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0pZZmPVfPc The game tries to portray the sound as authentically as possible with their limited… Read more »

Jason
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Absolutely great review… total crap-heap of a game! It plays bad, it looks bad, the bikes sound like little toy cars. If this is meant to be the best simulation game for professional racers then basically ‘fucking get out more’. MicroMachines was better from the 90’s !