Is that the sound of thousands of panties hitting the floor? No, no it’s not.

The app is called ‘Glance’ but has been dubbed “Sex With Glass”, sounds painful..Anyway.

The app will require both parties to be wearing Google Glass, each partner will see a live stream of what the other sees, essentially it’s a very expensive sex mirror.

It won’t start recording your bumping of uglies until you say “okay glass, it’s time”. That’s not the only awkward mood killing command, if you’re lacking imagination you’ll be able to bring up ideas from the Karma Sutra by saying “okay glass, give me ideas”, I have an idea, take the glasses off you look stupid.

When you’re finished, to stop the recording you need to say “okay glass, pull out” bom-chikka-wah-NO, this might as well say “okay glass, back of the net”, c’mon!

If you’re worried about the privacy of the whole thing, Google Glass deletes the footage after 5 hours, let’s just hope it doesn’t delete in the same way Snap Chat does, Snap Chat is that kid that says he’s brushing his teeth but instead is just stood in the bathroom with the tap running.

The developers of this very niche app had this to say:

“We want to change the way people experience things. We love using design and strategy to disrupt at scale. So when we asked ourselves the question ‘How can we make sex more awesome with Google Glass?’ We came up with ‘Sex with Glass,”

Stay classy Glass users, stay classy!

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