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PS4 Users Consume Three Times More Porn Than Xbox One Players

That, however could mean a number of things. For instance, there has been more PS4’s sold in the world so far, being a Sony fan, we definitely have higher sex drives and the fact that the NSA are less likely to be watching as you unbutton your jeans for a quick one on the fly… It may just be that Sony users are a bigger bunch of w***ers or that playing with an Xboner just isn’t as satisfying.

All jokes aside, the stats have been picked up by Pornhub and delivered in a less than tasteful list of searches and most watched movies that should put a red face on all you filthy lot out there, sneaking off while the wife is busy to ‘Have a quick match of Battlefield 4… Honest!’. I guess laying the smack down on some Chinese ass is less preferable to what’s being done to a Russian ass in one of the most watched movies on previously mentioned statistics list.

Without listing the searches, it says that Sony users are more into the usual style of ‘innocent’ perversion, choosing MILFs and videos containing more, ahem, goo than a weekend marathon of Tiswas. The more worrying side of things comes (no pun intended), when you look at the list of deviancy that Microsoft fans are gobbling up at a rate of 60 shuffles a second… Let’s just say schoolgirls are featured on the list more than once.

Whatever the choice of people’s private viewing, these stats show that there’s an alarming amount of extracurricular activity going on in the bedrooms of gamers when you should all be playing games instead. It also means that porn might just be too easily accessed on machines that parents may be unaware of. I suggest if you have kids with a console in their room, to get reading the manual about parental locks for specific content.

Other than that, please be safe if you do decide to use your machine for this secretive use. Don’t leave it on there for others to find, especially if you share the console with younger relatives and that goes double if your missus has access. A final word of sage advice? You’ll go blind eventually… Maybe.

PS4 Users Consume Three Times More Porn Than Xbox One Players - n3rdabl3
Hammerlock’s arm had to be replaced after chronic masturbation as a teenager… Let this be a lesson!
  • James Knack

    I’ve got both though, does this mean I consume so much gentleman’s special interest literature that both my arms will have to be replaced?

  • Paul Graham

    Yes, James. This amount of special gentleman’s material will result in limb loss of a George Lucas style magnitude.