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Today, Ocado Technology have launched the worlds first 42-inch tablet, a tablet so big, it blows all other tablets out of the water. This, is the sLablet. Filled with desktop-class architecture, one of the largest screens available on a tablet, and adjustable back straps for added portability, the sLablet is revolutionary.

The sLablet is quite something. With a massive ultrafast 300 mbps Wi-Fi capability and powerful 4k resolution of 3840 X 2160 the sLablet makes browsing web pages, text, images and video incredibly awkward, but at the same time, incredibly cool.

Neil Simmons, Vice President of Ocado Technology’s Quadro-Fabricated Division said:  “The market for tablets of this size is literally massive. Precision-engineered and weighing in at a svelte 35,000 grammes, the sLablet has been designed with every consumer in mind, from David Haye to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.”

Priced at £597, the sLablet provides up to 1hr battery life (following a 19hr charge) and is a sleek 20cm deep, ensuring complete unportability. For those of you who like to use your tablets outside, the sLablet is equipped with two unique self-adjusting strap mount systems, enabling the user to attach the sLablet to their back like a backpack or around their neck.

Who wouldn’t want this? Check the video above for more information!

Of course, this is an April Fool prank. A 42-inch tablet, you’re kidding right? What are your thoughts? Leave a comment below!

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At 35kg it weighs just a little less than my ex-girlfriend. iPad killer! (iPad squasher)

If it wasn't an April Fool's joke, nerds would be salivating.