Dear Marvel,

How are you? I’m good thanks. Just writing to you talk about the first family. No, I don’t mean the Obama’s. Who do I mean? The Fantastic Four of course.

That’s right I’m talking about the Blue-Eyed Thing, The Human Torch, The Invisible Woman (she’s not a girl anymore, she’s grown up) and the badger haired Mr Fantastic.

I know since you moved in with Disney they’ve been helping you get back all the stuff you sold just so you could keep afloat and it’s great really. It’s nice to know that you’ve got back The Punisher, Ghost Rider and you pretty much have Spider-man to.

It’s pretty clear you’d like all your stuff back. Hugh Jackman has made it clear he wants to keep the X-men and that’s a break up I don’t think any of us are ready to bare.

Meanwhile things with The Fantastic Four are getting a bit desperate aren’t they? I know you had a little argument over this new film of theirs. I know a lot of people are down on it and the August release date doesn’t usually mean  a good thing, but can we please just be optimistic?

I mean you were civil (war) with Sony when they wouldn’t share Spider-man with you. You made that cool Ultimate Spider-man cartoon that introduced a whole new generation of kids to everyone’s favourite wall-crawler.

Is it too far fetched that you use most of The Fantastic Four villains to fight against Hulk and the Agents of SMASH?

You can’t tell me you don’t have someone on your writing staff, or a youngster / newcomer who doesn’t have a great new vision for The Fantastic Four?

Something along the lines of Frank Millers Daredevil or Dark Knight? Maybe not so dark and gritty because in my view dark and grit is not the way of The Fantastic Four.

Don’t let this feud with Fox emulate everyone’s feud with Fox News. Let’s remember why everyone loved these characters and use Secret Wars to usher in another great era for the Fantastic Four.

Yours Sincerely,

The Human Josh Francis

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