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Who Else Could be xXx Instead of Vin Diesel?

It feels a lot like the early 2000s, xXx is back and this time Vin Diesel is back to finish the job. It’s time for the extreme secret agent to save the day once again, but what if Vin Diesel couldn’t come back? Who else could’ve been xXx?

For those of you who don’t who xXx is, he’s a secret agent but not any kind of secret agent, oh no, he’s an extreme agent who is more like Tony Hawk than James Bond. The xXx is off the curve, someone whose hip and cool with the kids. Who could that be?

Of course, we already know Ice Cube is out of the question. So let me send some theoretical and nerd-culture infused suggestions your way…

Jason Todd – Most of you will be saying, “but hey Dick Grayson is way better than Jason Todd!” but that’s kind of the point of the xXx, he’s a rogue, he’s no perfect pretty boy like Dick Grayson, he’s more of snarling society hater like Jason Todd, an outcast with some totally mad fighting skills and acrobatic tricks up his sleeve.

Mart Mcfly – The original hover boarder is here. Marty is a total rogue when you think about it. He illegally hitches a ride of a truck at the start of Back to the Future and he goes around punching people with some efficiency, he’s a certainly a candidate for said role.

Tommy The Green Ranger/ White Ranger/ White Ninja Ranger/ Red Zeo Ranger/ Red Turbo Ranger and Black Dino Thunder Ranger – The man with the moves and all the colours is a certain candidate in case Xander Cage ever get’s taken out. Legitimate moves and whizz at a whole lot of different stuff, he even has a doctorate and it’s not in thuganomics.

Might Guy from Naruto – The man with moves and the style is a shoe in for the candidate of xXx and in my opinion he could clinch the role. Let the man with the style and the moves head in and show you the Spring of Youth.

John Cena – The doctor of Thuganomics will always be welcome on my lists since you can’t see him anywhere else. Just like you can’t find the humour in my bad wrestling jokes.

Have I missed anyone out? Let us know in the comments?

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