We’ve all been there, we’re strolling down an alleyway and a rogue Dementor pops up and starts to give you grief. What do you do? Well, I’ll tell you what you need to do. You think of a very happy and cherished memory (like the time you pulled off a perfect Shooting Star Press) and bam, you shoot out a Patronus!

Your spirit animal that fends off those soul-sucking Dementors and booms you back on easy street. In the books and the movies, most witches and wizard have a Patronus that looks like a cute woodland creature, like a Stag (Harry Potter) or an Otter (Hermoine Granger).

Though come on, we should be aiming with something a little more awesome right?

Well, have no fear, I’ve got four whacky and cool ideas for a Patronus animal.

Sonic The Hedgehog: 

It’d make sense to have a Patronus that’s fully opposable thumbs, just in case, they need to pick up a steel chair and whack that Dementor around the head.

Or in the case of Sonic the Hedgehog, he could grab the tatty cloak of the monster and drag him far away from you.

One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

Maybe it would be better to go with someone that can kick the shell out of a Dementor. To be honest, if I wanted one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as my Patronus, it’d be Donatello.

Why do you say?

Well he can kick shell and he’s quite smart, so if an army of Dementors were to attack you, he could build a machine to wipe them out.

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Kuruma (The Nine-Tailed Fox from Naruto):

Maybe you’d prefer to use your own two hands in taking down a Dementor.

With the aid of the Nine-Tails Chakra mode, you can enter a higher state and wipe that Dementor out with a Rasengan.

A Digimon:

Maybe it’s not an animal, but I think Augumon would have my back in a pinch, just like he and Tai did during the movie which he entered the digital world to save his buddy.

Have you got a better idea? Why don’t you let us know in the comments!

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