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For all you PC players that have been gagging for some brutal and gory fighting game action then look no further, Mortal Kombat 9 is arriving on the PC July 3rd. I've never really experienced a fighting game on the PC because I think in my opinion I don't think they work. The last Mortal Kombat game to grace the PC was MK 4 which wasn't the best game, but I enjoyed.
Listen up PC owners! Do you miss hearing a man in Yellow telling you to "Get over here!"? Has it been too long since you saw a four armed lady tear you into pieces and clap with your severed arms? Is there ever a minute in your day where you longed to see an internal view of your foes bones breaking and organs compressing as you repeatedly elbow them in the rib cage? Now your worries are all but over. Finally, after a wait of almost two years, you can do it all again as Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition bursts onto our PC screens for oodles of high res babalities and people jumping randomly as they mess up the fatality button sequences.
Then Mario inspired a whole generation of kids to become plumbers. They saw plumbers in action. They played as plumbers. They lived, ate and leapt over sentient cacti as plumbers. They were told that if you become a plumber, you get to rescue the Princess and save the day, unless you're the younger brother in which case you do all the work whilst your tubby older brother, who's got to be like, one more of mamma's bologneses away from a major heart attack, screws the princess and tells you that you're adopted. Man, Mario was a dick...
From the creators of the Mortal Kombat series comes a new and fresh fighting game with your favourite DC comic book characters. This isn't the first time that they've made a fighting game with DC characters though. Back in 2008 they made a game called Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe, it was a good game but the fatalities sucked a bit. (And before you ask there are no fatalities in Injustice).
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